"Mom, I know you're kinda worried about this..."
#22
What's so sad is that I used to be thin (6)... gained when I married dh and my body totally went to pot after having this little sweetie at 42 (I didn't realize this was part of the bargain). I have told him that my flabby belly is because he stretched it out. I'll have to work on adding my rear to the blame...
#23
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Ah...wait 'til he's 17, it's 6.30 am and you are driving miles out of your way to get him to Polytechnic on your birthday and he says "You really ought to do something about that weird black hair poking out from your chin". You then realise, you are not only getting old, you really should put your reading glasses on when doing your face in the morning (and it was only one....a little tiny one).
#24
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Originally Posted by earthwalker
Ah...wait 'til he's 17, it's 6.30 am and you are driving miles out of your way to get him to Polytechnic on your birthday and he says "You really ought to do something about that weird black hair poking out from your chin". You then realise, you are not only getting old, you really should put your reading glasses on when doing your face in the morning (and it was only one....a little tiny one).
lol! I spit my drink out on that one ;-)
#26
Originally Posted by DebraK
Originally Posted by earthwalker
Ah...wait 'til he's 17, it's 6.30 am and you are driving miles out of your way to get him to Polytechnic on your birthday and he says "You really ought to do something about that weird black hair poking out from your chin". You then realise, you are not only getting old, you really should put your reading glasses on when doing your face in the morning (and it was only one....a little tiny one).
lol! I spit my drink out on that one ;-)
#28
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Barnesville GA
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My son was such a little brat when he was young. But one day in the dressing room I was trying on bathing suits. I was whispering to myself that I should never put on a bathing suit because I was so fat. At the top of his lungs he says Mom your not fat your fluffy. I heard laughter from every stall in the dressing room.