2 Ways to look at everything (joke)
08-22-2011, 07:47 PM
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There are always two ways to look at everything, I guess.My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion last October and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.My wife noticed me staring and asked me, "Do you know her?" "Yes", I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend.I understand she took up drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God !" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long ?"
08-22-2011, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by slk350
There are always two ways to look at everything, I guess.My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion last October and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.My wife noticed me staring and asked me, "Do you know her?" "Yes", I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend.I understand she took up drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God !" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long ?"
Serves him right!
08-22-2011, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by GrannieAnnie
Originally Posted by slk350
There are always two ways to look at everything, I guess.My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion last October and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.My wife noticed me staring and asked me, "Do you know her?" "Yes", I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend.I understand she took up drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God !" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long ?"
Serves him right!
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