Skeat

This was too cute not to share:)


25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
" If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean
Underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA..
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went
Through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."



16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE..
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught
Me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door
Behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.

Ninnie

So, so true! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Ninnie

k3n

Skeat that's brilliant - sad thing is, I now find myself saying a lot of that to my own kids!

K x

Ducky

Had to copy and paste this one. My kids will love it. :roll:

Skeat

Don't we all!?!:)Too funny!:)And, so true on so many of them:)LOL Skeat

k3n

Yes but sometimes I HEAR myself, like in the third person! Yeuchh! And sometimes my 4 year old daughter parrots me - she says 'It drives me up the bl§@"dy wall'! Yes, I'm sorry, she gets that from me! Now she even swears in French - the other day she was colouring and went outside the lines and said, well, the French equivalent of the f word! She does not get that from me, I only swear in English! :D

K x

sewjoyce

Too funny -- now I'm saying those things to my grandkids..... :lol: :lol:

amma

I've heard all of these and have been guilty many times of passing them down to my kids and grandkids, too :lol: :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol:

littlehud

So funny, and the last one is true. I laugh every day as my daughter tries to cope with the same things I had to with her.

Tink's Mom

LOL I hope when I show this to my Mom, that she thinks it is as good as I do.....LOL