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    Old 02-15-2011, 07:54 AM
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    A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the
    younger doctors.

    After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out
    screaming as she ran down the hall.

    An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told
    him her story.

    After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

    The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor
    was writing on his clipboard.

    "What the hell is the matter with you?!"the older doctor demanded."

    Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven
    grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

    The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said,










    "Does she still have the hiccups?"
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    Old 02-15-2011, 07:56 AM
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    Oh my, that must be a sure enough cure.
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    Old 02-15-2011, 07:56 AM
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Good thing she didn't have a heart attack!!!!
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    Old 02-15-2011, 08:03 AM
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    that is so funny
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    Old 02-15-2011, 08:04 AM
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    Laughing out LOUD,dh thinks I;ve lost it
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    Old 02-15-2011, 08:27 AM
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    :shock:
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    Old 02-15-2011, 09:11 AM
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    Originally Posted by Jim's Gem
    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Good thing she didn't have a heart attack!!!!
    I think that would have been me... :lol:
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    Old 02-15-2011, 09:54 AM
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    i would just die is dr told me that and i am just 40
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    Old 02-15-2011, 10:31 AM
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    Yikes!!!
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    Old 02-15-2011, 11:01 AM
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    Thanks ditter - you always have a chuckle at the right time. Could not ignore the thread title!
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