AWWWW...the farm life...or is it actually PPPP-UUUUU??
06-17-2009, 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by sandpat
Unfortunately this is not my best skunk story...maybe another time :roll:
now, here's a short-short...eww, story...hubby's (*porch fartin brother),
younger brother...came to our house and they went in old pc room, to use computer...brother just HAD to expose dangerous gases to the atmosphere in there...me and SIL, were in living room.
They left quickly after, and then we went outside to say goodbye to them.
Came back in house...PEEEE-UUUU!!! WHAT IN THE WORLD????
eyes starting to burn...going towards dining room...getting stronger, can hardly breathe...coming from pc room...glanced in...paint starting to peel>>>>RICHARD!!!!
Had to go light candles and put all in pc room...opened the windows...took about 45 minutes to get that smell from the bog of eternal stench, out of our house, even used sprays, and turned on the fans!!!
His gastro system should be condemned :!:
Take some plaster and wipe it out, and seal it off permanently :!: :!: :!:
...it should be against the law to stench up somebody's house that bad :!: :!: :!:
Needless to say, I told hubby, him and brother, were forbidden to go in pc room together, again.
That was a hit and run :!: :shock: :shock: :evil: :evil:
edit: A CH-IT AND RUN :!: :!: :!:
06-17-2009, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
Originally Posted by sandpat
Unfortunately this is not my best skunk story...maybe another time :roll:
now, here's a short-short...eww, story...hubby's (*porch fartin brother),
That was a hit and run :!: :shock: :shock: :evil: :evil:
edit: A CH-IT AND RUN :!: :!: :!:
OW, OW, OW she cries as she tries to hold her sides and urethra at the same time!!!!!!!!! ROTFL. Oops, could only hold the sides. Time to change Depends. :mrgreen:
06-17-2009, 10:14 AM
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I don't have a stinky story, but...
My first Dane, Napoleon, was huge!!! He would go out side and pick up turtles and close his mouth over them and bring them in the house and let them go. I would catch something moving out of the corner of my eye, and it would be a 6in turtle walking across the floor! We had to say through the door, Napoleon , if you have a turtle, turn it loose, then we would hear it hit the steps "Klunk, Klunk, Klunk, rolling down before we let him in. I sure do miss that dog! :D
My first Dane, Napoleon, was huge!!! He would go out side and pick up turtles and close his mouth over them and bring them in the house and let them go. I would catch something moving out of the corner of my eye, and it would be a 6in turtle walking across the floor! We had to say through the door, Napoleon , if you have a turtle, turn it loose, then we would hear it hit the steps "Klunk, Klunk, Klunk, rolling down before we let him in. I sure do miss that dog! :D
06-17-2009, 10:23 AM
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A short skunk story! Fed my two cats on the front porch in nice weather. One morning I put food out, went to get them clean water and walked back out on the front porch and there was a HUGE skunk eating their food. My 2 cats were up on the railing watching - they did not like other cats, so I thought for sure they would chase the sknuk and get sprayed - ewwwwww. Well, when I opened the door the skunk looked up at me, finished eating and turned and went down the stairs. Never sprayed - thank the Lord! It was my first day on a job here in Maine - can you imagine me calling in and saying - I can't come, becuase I just got sprayed by a skunk? Stopped feeding the cats on the front porch!!! Someone was watching over me!!!
06-17-2009, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by amma
Little mouse....doesn't like Limberger (sp) cheese?????? :mrgreen:
worse than lim,...whatever...cheese...let's see, your across the United States...this was so bad...bet you thought, it was local pollution!...and you didn't even know...somewhere in your future, was the SIL, of one stinking man!!!
something crawled up him and died!!!! :shock::shock::shock:
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