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    Old 11-20-2011, 07:45 PM
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    "Yeah, Doc, what's the news?" asked grandpa Sam when his doctor called with his test results. "I have some bad news and some really bad news," said the doctor. "The bad news is that you only have 24 hours to live." "Oh no!," gasped Sam as he dropped to his knees. "What could be worse news than that?"
    The doctor replied "I couldn't get hold of you yesterday."
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    Old 11-21-2011, 10:45 AM
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    that's a good one
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    Old 11-21-2011, 01:37 PM
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    Oh, that's just mean....
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    Oh, this is a good one!!
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    Old 11-21-2011, 05:44 PM
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    Snicker, snicker!
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    Old 11-22-2011, 05:01 AM
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    Ho Ho Ho that is bad.......
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