Bathing suit for the mature woman or, Why I don't go swimming any more!!

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05-20-2013, 08:04 AM

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Normabeth

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this is a good one, it's the one we can identify with LOL

05-20-2013, 08:04 AM

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quiltmau

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Thanks for the laugh-dogs thought I was nuts I was laughing so hard. I really needed that. I love to swim but hate the suits. I finally bought a one piece-with cups- and swim shorts. I wear them together. In Australia I rented a house with a swimming pool that was isolated and swim nude. It was the best ever but I think I scared the local wildlife!!!

05-20-2013, 08:55 AM

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fivepaws

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This is hysterical. You gave me my laugh for the day. Now, I have to go potty.

05-20-2013, 10:10 AM

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fayeberry

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Ha ha ha hilarious

05-20-2013, 10:55 AM

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San Luis

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Giggling so hard, I have to pee-which brings up another issue, imagine trying to pour yourself back into one of those torture chambers if the suit is wet-which has the potential for lots more side bar comments....! Funnnny! I can't swim, so buying a suit has never been an issue for me, I don't expose these thighs.

05-20-2013, 01:09 PM

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Nancy Ingham

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Sooooo funny, thanks for the laugh Ditter!

05-20-2013, 02:06 PM

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cathyvv

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Ha, ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, ha...

I can 'soooo' relate to this!

05-20-2013, 02:10 PM

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cathyvv

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That line caught me by surprise! Good one!

05-20-2013, 02:42 PM

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labtechkty

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Never thought about the maternity dept...that might not be such a bad idea....lol

05-20-2013, 03:40 PM

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purplefiend

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Ditter,
Thanks for the hilarious mental images. My dogs and DD thought I'd lost my marbles since I was laughing so hard.

I'm a plus size lap swimmer, I wear the Sporti ultraback swim suits. I can stand trying to swim laps with a skirted suit.
This is the suit I have, bought the blue and the purple. This suit fits well and the straps don't fall down.
http://www.swimoutlet.com/product_p/...htm?color=9325
Sharon

Last edited by purplefiend; 05-20-2013 at 03:42 PM.