maryb119

I like my ex's wife. It's not her fault that her husband is an a$#@%^e.

Ps 150

Went away for a "mini-vacation"-a night away for our anniversary, and there was a little sign that said, "There's a fine line between a hobby and a mental illness!" and my husband looked at me, one eyebrow raised, and said, "Like quilting!" This was after I had him take a few pictures of some nice tile jobs on floors that I thought I could turn into quilting desings, lol! Hmmm, maybe!

ptquilts

"I have one thing money can't buy - poverty"

"I work for the bomb squad - if you see me running, try to keep up"

ptquilts

Also, a vanity plate from a mom of many kids--

PB4UGO

Patty Sue

The best one I saw was on the back of a very expensive looking
speed boat. In the RV pulling it in the passenger's seat was a
sullen looking woman.

The name on the boat?

Mamma's Mink

cherryberry

Just saw this one at my quilt guild meeting . "My other car is a sewing machine"

2wheelwoman

My all-time favorite is

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

wolfkitty

I've seen this on a fence. There is a picture of a German Shepherd, and the sign says, 'I can make it to the fence in three seconds - can you?'

wolfkitty

'Dust is a protective covering for the furniture.' (Too busy quilting.)

cynde

My kid can beat up your honour roll student