Ditter43

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she
was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked
up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego ?"

"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My
problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back of the truck which
have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already
so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly
take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were
ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped
into their seat belts, and off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of
San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking
down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the
amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the
road and ran over to the blonde.

"What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded. "I gave you $100 to
take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money left over so
now we're going to Sea World."

MaryStoaks

Thanks Ditter! :thumbup: :thumbup:

sonisew

Thanks i need a laugh.

magpie

:thumbup: :thumbup: Thanks

islandboundquilting

You are the reason I am here!! Well, the main reason, I hope you don't ever quit your stories. I absolutely love them!!!!!!! Thanks again

Murphy

Oh Ditter; this is tooooooo funny. Thank you for the chuckle!!