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Old 09-05-2010, 09:00 PM
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A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics.
Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know that every time
I breathe somebody dies?"





"Really!?" he said. "Have you tried mouthwash?"

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Old 09-05-2010, 09:04 PM
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chuckle sooooo funnny
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Old 09-05-2010, 09:07 PM
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ROFL. SO funny.I thought it was going to be like "So quit breathing. LOL
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Old 09-05-2010, 09:29 PM
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Cute! What will he say next?
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Old 09-06-2010, 05:33 AM
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funny funny funny, I needed that


Blessings,
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Funny!!!
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OMG so funny.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: good one!!
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Old 09-06-2010, 03:52 PM
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Thanks,
I try... :wink:
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