butterflywing

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds "

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."





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Jim's Gem

:lol: :lol:

Evelynquilts

you made me laugh.... :D

littlehud

TeeHee so funny. Thanks for the laugh. :D :D :D

Alaskan lady

TOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!! :-)

quiltswithdogs

Very funny... sadly

beachlady

Great idea for people my age!!!!

zyxquilts

:lol: :lol: :lol:

reneebobby

:lol: :lol:

sewjoyce

OMG -- that's a good one! (I have a friend who's getting married for the 2nd time -- both are in their 50's -- and I just had to send it to her!!!)