Originally Posted by Japonica

I just thought of this funny story, so thought I would share!!!

The past spring DH and I went to a local antique fair. I was all mezmerized over some buttons, so he decided to walk a little ahead of me. Well, I was done purchasing my buttons, looked down the aisle ahead of me and saw my DH. I walked up behind him, grabbed his little butt and whispered sweetly what are you going to buy me today? I heard this voice say, anything you want. It did not register as my husbands voice. I had grabbed the wrong butt!! The man was dressed identical to my DH, so I never bothered to look at his face. All I could do was laugh and apologize. The man said, don't worry, you made my day! My DH came walking down and said what is so funny? I said I just grabbed that man's butt by mistake. All my DH could do was shake his head. :roll: :shock: :twisted: :oops:

Originally Posted by raptureready

A friend of mine was meeting her dh at the mall for lunch. She was 8 1/2 months pregnant at the time. When she arrived she saw her husband bent over arranging things in the back of his work van. She quietly walked up behind him, reached between his legs and gave him a gentle, wifely squeeze. The man let out a yelp, stood up and when she turned loose he turned around. That's when she realized that it wasn't her husband but one of his co-workers.

Originally Posted by sall

Earlt on this year I was on an overnight flight travelling alone, in an aisle seat. During the night the main light were out, and I was dozing. I was suddenly woken up with a lingering kiss.When I recovered from the shock,I looked up to see a male passenger smiling down on me. Suddenly he jumped back, and apologised saying, "O my God,( or words to that effect) I thought you were my wife". Apparently he had gone to the rear toilet and walking back down the isle he had mistaken me for his wife, as he said that my hair from the back looked excactly like hers. They were two rows in front of me. Can't wait to travel alone again.