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Old 06-03-2011, 06:09 AM
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I thought the following listing was appropriate...after all, the kids
Have all their little codes...like BFF, WTF, etc. So here are some
Codes for seniors:



ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM - Covered by Medicare

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living on Lipitor

LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

TTYL - Talk to You Louder

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

WTP - Where's the Prunes

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil



Hope these help!



GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!
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You are so funny...I laughed all the way through reading it. It is sad also, 'cuz it is all true. LOL. thanks for a good laugh.

My husband is from Huntington, WV. It is a beautiful state and the people are wonderful. I really enjoy the time we spend there.
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Old 06-03-2011, 06:23 AM
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Love, love, love it! Too funny. Thanks for the chuckle.
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Old 06-03-2011, 06:28 AM
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Funny - way too true!

WNWP - Want Nurse With Purse

RFHC - Ready for Hospice Care

WAMD - Where are My Depends?

WAMP - Where are My Pills?
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I'm going to print these out and give them to my MIL. She will so enjoy these. This made my day. I laughed so hard, my eyes were watering and I couldn't see to read more until I wiped them.

Thank you for your humor.
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Old 06-03-2011, 06:34 AM
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WTR - Where's the Remote

WAMG - Where are my glasses?

IWWT - I Was Watching That (says he that was snoring when I changed the channel)
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Love 'em, too funny :!:
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Great, loved the laugh.
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