Dentures - another funny -
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A preacher finally had all he could take of his deteriorating teeth, so he had them all pulled and a set of dentures put in. The first Sunday after his new dentures he preached for 10 minutes, the second Sunday he preached for 20 minutes, and the third Sunday after he preached for an hour and a half. When asked about this at the church board meeting he responded “well, the first Sunday my gums hurt a lot, the second Sunday my dentures hurt a little, and the third Sunday I grabbed my wife’s dentures by mistake and couldn’t stop talking!”
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A new, young preacher was off to SUnday services and his wife who was staying home, asked him what his sermon was about. Well he was going to discuss sex, but he was too shy to tell her, so he said "Sailing".
Next day in the grocery store, two church ladies came up to her and said, "What a wonderful sermon your husband preached yesterday. He seems to be very knowledgable on the subject".
To which she replied, "I can't understand that - he only tried it twice, the first time he got sick, and the second time his hat blew off."
Next day in the grocery store, two church ladies came up to her and said, "What a wonderful sermon your husband preached yesterday. He seems to be very knowledgable on the subject".
To which she replied, "I can't understand that - he only tried it twice, the first time he got sick, and the second time his hat blew off."
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