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    Old 12-01-2010, 03:30 PM
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    Engineering Equivalents:

    1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

    2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

    3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

    4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

    5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

    6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong

    7. 6.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

    8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

    9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

    10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

    11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line

    12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

    13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone

    14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

    15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle

    16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds

    17. 52 cards = 1 decacards

    18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton

    19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen

    20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

    21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

    22. 10 rations = 1 decoration

    23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration

    24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram

    25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms

    26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League

    27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision
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    Old 12-01-2010, 03:34 PM
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    Neat!! I'll have to send this to my Army Engineering Son-in-Law!
    He has a wicked sense of humor and doesn't mind laughing at himself or others in his job.
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    Old 12-01-2010, 04:22 PM
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    Now who on earth do you suppose thought this one up?!! ;)

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    Old 12-01-2010, 04:26 PM
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    Wonderful! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :mrgreen:
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    Old 12-01-2010, 04:59 PM
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    :) :) :) :)
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    Old 12-01-2010, 05:22 PM
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    kewl and funny
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