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    Old 03-03-2010, 07:05 PM
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    EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH



    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
    1. He called everyone brother
    2. He liked Gospel
    3. He didn't get a fair trial

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
    1. He went into His Father's business
    2. He lived at home until he was 33
    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
    1. He talked with His hands
    2. He had wine with His meals
    3. He used olive oil



    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
    1. He never cut His hair
    2. He walked around barefoot all the time
    3. He started a new religion



    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
    1. He was at peace with nature
    2. He ate a lot of fish
    3. He talked about the Great Spirit




    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
    1. He never got married..
    2. He was always telling stories.
    3. He loved green pastures.



    But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
    1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
    3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do





    Can I get an AMEN!!
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    Old 03-03-2010, 07:08 PM
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    LOL!!!! really good one
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    Old 03-03-2010, 07:16 PM
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    AMEN!

    LOL, very cute!
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    Old 03-03-2010, 07:17 PM
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    OOOOOOOO that was GOOD!!!!! Thanks sooooooo very much for sharing!
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    Old 03-03-2010, 07:22 PM
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    That really IS a good one :thumbup:
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    Old 03-03-2010, 07:56 PM
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    Loved it especially the part about Jesus being a women, even my DH laughed at that one. Thank you for the laugh.
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    Old 03-03-2010, 08:11 PM
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    Mine did too!
    Double Amens from here.
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    Old 03-03-2010, 08:26 PM
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    Good one.
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    Old 03-03-2010, 09:28 PM
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    Amen!
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    Old 03-04-2010, 03:40 AM
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    AMEN and AMEN.

    I tell my family I will be late for my own funeral because I will find something that needs done on the way.
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