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    Old 06-19-2012, 12:33 PM
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    Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!


    My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
    Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.


    A bartender is just a pharmacist
    with a limited inventory.


    I may be schizophrenic,
    but at least I have each other.
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    Old 06-19-2012, 02:15 PM
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    Oh, good! I have a "stash" of Ditterisms!
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    Old 06-19-2012, 03:46 PM
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    too funny!!! :-)
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    Old 06-19-2012, 04:47 PM
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    Thanks Ditter!
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    Old 06-20-2012, 04:32 AM
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    Ditterisms - any time of the day!

    Thanks for always giving us a smile!
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    loved the last 1
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    Old 06-20-2012, 05:52 AM
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    Too funny !! lol thanks for sharing!
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    I loved the last one too. .. But they all made me chuckle
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    Old 06-20-2012, 06:44 AM
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    thank you so much for the funnies
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    Ditter I don't know where you find all these funnies but you sure do a great job at.Love to see something from Ditter sure to smile.
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