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    Old 10-26-2011, 07:34 AM
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    Why don’t skeletons like parties?
    They have no body to dance with!

    What do the birds sing on Halloween?
    Twick or Tweet!

    What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
    Boo boos!

    Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
    Dayscare centers!

    Why do witches fly on brooms?
    Vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough!

    How does a witch tell time?
    She looks at her witch watch!

    When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
    When you’re a mouse!
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    Old 10-26-2011, 07:35 AM
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    Cute!
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    Old 10-26-2011, 07:37 AM
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    those are great! thanks for sharing!
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    Old 10-26-2011, 09:41 AM
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    cute! Just sent to my neices
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    Old 10-26-2011, 02:26 PM
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    Thanks! I know several children who will enjoy these.
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    Old 10-26-2011, 04:17 PM
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    Har, har, har. I like jokes that can be shared with children. Thanks for the chuckles.
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    Old 10-26-2011, 04:19 PM
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    :thumbup:
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