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    Old 05-24-2012, 05:18 AM
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    Default Final word on nutrition and health.

    For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

    1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans...

    5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


    CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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    Old 05-24-2012, 06:46 AM
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    You just made my day! Thanks
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    Old 05-24-2012, 06:49 AM
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    Old 05-24-2012, 08:42 AM
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    love it!!!!!!
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    Old 05-24-2012, 08:47 AM
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    I guess I'm doomed!
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    Old 05-24-2012, 02:22 PM
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    Ain't it da troof?!?!
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    Old 05-24-2012, 03:59 PM
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    if only that was the issue!
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    Old 05-24-2012, 06:34 PM
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    Love it. I passed that one on.
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    Old 05-25-2012, 03:21 AM
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    Thanks. Now I can eat what I want knowing it will not make any difference.
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    Old 05-25-2012, 03:53 AM
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    LOL. Thanks for sharing.
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