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    Old 08-05-2012, 09:03 AM
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    FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

    1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.

    2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the *^#**#'s name.

    3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

    4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

    5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.


    THERE YOU HAVE IT..and remember, life is good.
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    Old 08-05-2012, 09:06 AM
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    Funny - -

    Not sure that life is good all the time - when it isn't - I try to look at it as 'interesting'
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    Old 08-05-2012, 10:15 AM
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    Funny & mostly true!
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    Old 08-05-2012, 11:03 AM
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    Thanks Ditter, I needed that
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    Old 08-05-2012, 11:05 AM
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    That was cute. I enjoyed them!
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    I stole it and put it on facebook. Sorry should have asked...But it is PERFECT!!
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    Old 08-06-2012, 04:27 AM
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    My mom used to say, If swift kicks did any good she knew a lot of people she'd like to give a swift kick to. (Maybe better than shooting them.)
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    Ahh, great words of wisdom!! Thanks for the Monday morning smile
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    Great thoughts for a Monday morning. Thanks Ditter.

    Happy Monday to everyone! Hope you have a beautiful day.
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    Love it!!!
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