Foot in Mouth ???
07-11-2010, 10:12 PM
#22
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Originally Posted by kbiederman
So about 5 years ago, I was working at a nice restaurant in the town I lived in. It was the only "upscale" one around. There were many businessman/women everyday for lunch, and often times the owners and their associates came in. I was the bartender, but waited on all the tables in the bar during the day also. A good friend of the owners and well known in the area man came in, on a particularly busy lunch rush. Not that I didn't give good service to everyone, but when they were in, you always wanted to make sure they got their food the second it was ready, their drinks were filled before they were empty, etc. While he was waiting for his friend to get there he ordered a Dr. Pepper. About ten minutes later he was still waiting for his friend, so I ran to see if he needed a refill on my way to the kitchen. However, in my rush I asked him if he wanted a another Dr. PECKER. I turned on my heel, and just walked away. I was the deepest shade of crimson and couldn't make eye contact the rest of his meal. I was teased from him and the owners for months, and still turn red just thinking about it. How is that for a big fat foot-in-mouth? :)
07-11-2010, 10:24 PM
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When I was 29 I worked at an Osco Drug store across the street from the college. There were a couple of guys that came in and I rang them up, bagged their merchandise, handed the bag to them and said have a good night! Looks like you are going to have more fun than I am (thinking of the beer they bought). Then I realized that the only two things they bought was the beer and condoms. :oops: :oops:
07-12-2010, 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Chasing Hawk
Here goes.......
Warning kinda risque.....This was about 15 years ago....
One afternoon my daughter and I were shopping at Best Buy. I needed a new mouse to go with my laptop. The salesman was assisting us and showed me some of the new fancy optical mouses for laptops. I picked it up, looked it over, turned it over to look at the bottom. And before I could suck the words back in my mouth I said.......
"This mouse has no balls!!!!! :shock: :shock: :oops: :oops:
He turned red, I turned red and my daughter just walked away.
I just handed the poor neutered mouse back to the guy and left.
Warning kinda risque.....This was about 15 years ago....
One afternoon my daughter and I were shopping at Best Buy. I needed a new mouse to go with my laptop. The salesman was assisting us and showed me some of the new fancy optical mouses for laptops. I picked it up, looked it over, turned it over to look at the bottom. And before I could suck the words back in my mouth I said.......
"This mouse has no balls!!!!! :shock: :shock: :oops: :oops:
He turned red, I turned red and my daughter just walked away.
I just handed the poor neutered mouse back to the guy and left.
07-12-2010, 03:07 AM
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A few years ago when our daughter was headed off to college she needed a royal blue polo shirt for PE class. )The college negated to tell us that you can buy them in the bookstore at the college.)
So one day in hot and humid August she and I were running around town getting everything she needed for college. But we couldn't find the requisite shirt anywhere. We asked a store clerk if they could recommend where to find one and she named a couple stores to look at including a sports equipment store named "Dick's Sporting Goods".
After looking a few more places we were hot and tired and as we are getting into the car for the umpteenth time, my daughter says "let's just look at Dick's".
She and I both looked at each other and just started ROFL!
So one day in hot and humid August she and I were running around town getting everything she needed for college. But we couldn't find the requisite shirt anywhere. We asked a store clerk if they could recommend where to find one and she named a couple stores to look at including a sports equipment store named "Dick's Sporting Goods".
After looking a few more places we were hot and tired and as we are getting into the car for the umpteenth time, my daughter says "let's just look at Dick's".
She and I both looked at each other and just started ROFL!
07-12-2010, 05:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Chasing Hawk
Here goes.......
Warning kinda risque.....This was about 15 years ago....
One afternoon my daughter and I were shopping at Best Buy. I needed a new mouse to go with my laptop. The salesman was assisting us and showed me some of the new fancy optical mouses for laptops. I picked it up, looked it over, turned it over to look at the bottom. And before I could suck the words back in my mouth I said.......
"This mouse has no balls!!!!! :shock: :shock: :oops: :oops:
He turned red, I turned red and my daughter just walked away.
I just handed the poor neutered mouse back to the guy and left.
Warning kinda risque.....This was about 15 years ago....
One afternoon my daughter and I were shopping at Best Buy. I needed a new mouse to go with my laptop. The salesman was assisting us and showed me some of the new fancy optical mouses for laptops. I picked it up, looked it over, turned it over to look at the bottom. And before I could suck the words back in my mouth I said.......
"This mouse has no balls!!!!! :shock: :shock: :oops: :oops:
He turned red, I turned red and my daughter just walked away.
I just handed the poor neutered mouse back to the guy and left.
07-12-2010, 06:04 AM
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Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 768
Originally Posted by Chasing Hawk
Here goes.......
Warning kinda risque.....This was about 15 years ago....
One afternoon my daughter and I were shopping at Best Buy. I needed a new mouse to go with my laptop. The salesman was assisting us and showed me some of the new fancy optical mouses for laptops. I picked it up, looked it over, turned it over to look at the bottom. And before I could suck the words back in my mouth I said.......
"This mouse has no balls!!!!! :shock: :shock: :oops: :oops:
He turned red, I turned red and my daughter just walked away.
I just handed the poor neutered mouse back to the guy and left.
Warning kinda risque.....This was about 15 years ago....
One afternoon my daughter and I were shopping at Best Buy. I needed a new mouse to go with my laptop. The salesman was assisting us and showed me some of the new fancy optical mouses for laptops. I picked it up, looked it over, turned it over to look at the bottom. And before I could suck the words back in my mouth I said.......
"This mouse has no balls!!!!! :shock: :shock: :oops: :oops:
He turned red, I turned red and my daughter just walked away.
I just handed the poor neutered mouse back to the guy and left.
07-12-2010, 07:50 AM
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Well since you asked I just did it this weekend. We were at my county fair and my 6 year old was getting on a ride and needed help from the operator to get buckled in. She hollered at him and I immediately told her that was not how we asked for help and she needed to do it politely. Then hubby approached and asked what was going on. I told him that DD was talking rudely to the "Carnie". The operator spun his head around on a a swivel to look at me and I could not find a hole big enough. DH was ROTF!
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