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    Old 02-05-2013, 06:16 AM
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    [h=5]A funeral procession is going up a steep hill on main street when the door of the hearse flies open and the coffin falls out then speeds down main street into a pharmacy and crashes into the counter. The lids pops open and the deceased says to the astonished pharmacist, "You got anything to stop this coffin ?"[/h]
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    Old 02-05-2013, 06:27 AM
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    Heard a supposed to be accurate one on the radio the other day where entire funeral procession went thru drive up at the deceased's favorite Burger joint and got the burger he usually ordered Plus they put one in top of the coffin for him!
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    Old 02-05-2013, 10:33 AM
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    Very cute.
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    Old 02-06-2013, 08:11 AM
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    It happened I was there.
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    Very funny!
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    Old 02-06-2013, 01:15 PM
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    Thanks! It gave me a good laugh.
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