Happy Halloween - a few more jokes
10-31-2011, 02:14 AM
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Why do mummies make good employees?
They get all wrapped up in their work!
What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
Home Moaner’s Insurance!
What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
Lazy Bones!
What surgery does a vampire doctor perform?
Fly by night operations!
Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
Because everyone was goblin!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts!
They get all wrapped up in their work!
What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
Home Moaner’s Insurance!
What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
Lazy Bones!
What surgery does a vampire doctor perform?
Fly by night operations!
Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
Because everyone was goblin!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts!
10-31-2011, 05:57 AM
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Can I add one?
I went to the local Walmart to pick up some medicine for a sore throat. When I left and started to my car I heard a thump thump thump behind me. I started walking faster and the thumping became faster. When I turned and looked there was a casket bouncing toward me. I ran to my car followed by the thumpthumpthump of the casket. Finally I turned and threw my throat lozenges at it and it disappeared. Why, you ask? Everyone knows that throat lozenges will stop the coffin (coughing).
sad I know
I went to the local Walmart to pick up some medicine for a sore throat. When I left and started to my car I heard a thump thump thump behind me. I started walking faster and the thumping became faster. When I turned and looked there was a casket bouncing toward me. I ran to my car followed by the thumpthumpthump of the casket. Finally I turned and threw my throat lozenges at it and it disappeared. Why, you ask? Everyone knows that throat lozenges will stop the coffin (coughing).
sad I know
10-31-2011, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by raptureready
Can I add one?
I went to the local Walmart to pick up some medicine for a sore throat. When I left and started to my car I heard a thump thump thump behind me. I started walking faster and the thumping became faster. When I turned and looked there was a casket bouncing toward me. I ran to my car followed by the thumpthumpthump of the casket. Finally I turned and threw my throat lozenges at it and it disappeared. Why, you ask? Everyone knows that throat lozenges will stop the coffin (coughing).
sad I know
I went to the local Walmart to pick up some medicine for a sore throat. When I left and started to my car I heard a thump thump thump behind me. I started walking faster and the thumping became faster. When I turned and looked there was a casket bouncing toward me. I ran to my car followed by the thumpthumpthump of the casket. Finally I turned and threw my throat lozenges at it and it disappeared. Why, you ask? Everyone knows that throat lozenges will stop the coffin (coughing).
sad I know
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