arimuse

something in college I wont repete cus it was illegal and goulish. foreward 25 yrs, then, the nite before we left to move South my SO was given a party by people with whom he worked, and 1 woman was draped on him (he told me she had a "rep") acting so sweet and innocent and crying tears about what was she going to do for "company" cus "she was so shy, how was she going to get a guy". I told her the place was crawling w/ guys, just pick one up! She said "I could do that! I dont know how!" So, I said "watch and learn", walked the room once around the center bar, it was Fri nite, guys everywhere, I walked up to 3 talked a bit and set her up. Then went back and said there were 3 guys waiting to take her home, pick one! -They did come over, she got so mad she left in a snit.
and, once after we chased around to 2 airports to drop off SOs son to fly off for a 2 week visit w/ his grandfather we did have sex at a stop sign, lol - best sex our 50 something selves had in a while! share t

lynnie

definately when i was younger, but from what i've been told,i'm in mixed company on this board, and might redden too many faces here. or, they might not print it.
love hearing what others have done, makes me feel normal

Miss Priss

My husband was always doing something shocking. One Christmas we were going from Iowa to Ks for the holiday and it was at noon on a Sunday that we stopped in a cafe in NE and church was just getting out. We had a little boy, 13 months old and I was 7 months along with another baby. I took our son to the rest room, and when I came back there were 4 very prim and proper ladies, hats and gloves, in the booth next to us. When I came back he jumped up and said " I don't know why you won't marry me and give these kids a name>" Being use to his antics I replied "because I don't like your name." The little ladies about had strokes and immediately the heads started bobbing.

jbj137

Yes, but won't talk about it.

Loved embarrasing my teenagers.

At the last job I had (I was 62),
with mostly 20+ year olds, I was
called the fisty old lady. One
even asked me to go on a singles
cruise with her.
J J

butterflies5518

OMG! I laughed out loud and scared the sleeping dog! My nickname growing up was "Ms. Priss". thanks for the belly laugh!

carhop

went to a movie w oneof the dd as we all got out of the show this girl came out and looked like a walking skelton and i said something she thought i was jellous

Karo

recently out with daughter and son-in-law to celebrate her birthday. SIL told waitress it is her birthday; waitress said "you're her husband ?" Yes...then she said "you must be her sister" I replied, "yes, I'm her her younger sister" Never did tell her different; daughter about killed over laughing ! She's used to me LOL

wildyard

My DD and her friends wanted me along for her bachelorette party as they considered me fun. We were taken to a male strip place then to a great place with a double piano bar called Howl At The Moon!! Not only did I get hit on by a few guys and danced with them, but when they had a special contest to win a free drink to the first woman who would give their bra to be hung from the ceiling, I tossed in mine! It was uncomfortable anyway!! LOL.

debbieumphress

OMG> Yes....and they are my secrets and I'm not telling. ROFL. DOnt' want to get booted off the board. LOL. Back in the day, been there done that. teehee

Farm Quilter

Oh, yes...seems like a previous life... :oops: :oops: Of course, now I enjoy embarrassing my daughters...they just :roll: at me and laugh. It was so much easier when they were teens!