How hot is it really ? jokes

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07-19-2019, 11:08 AM

tranum

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How hot is it really ? jokes

We have heat index of 109 today so I’ll start the “hot jokes” here, join in if you want to

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Birds were using pot holders to pick up worms today .....

07-19-2019, 05:08 PM

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The corn popped right on the stalk. Scared all the crows to death.

07-19-2019, 06:49 PM

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Farmers were feeding ice to the chickens so they wouldn't lay boiled eggs.

07-19-2019, 07:47 PM

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You can fry eggs on the sidewalk.

07-20-2019, 06:48 AM

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Trees are whistling for dogs to come "p" on them!

07-20-2019, 07:19 AM

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The fish Have ticks on them

07-20-2019, 07:33 AM

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Hot water comes out of both taps.

07-21-2019, 07:01 AM

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Hotter than Hades

07-21-2019, 08:04 AM

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These are so cute!!! My brain isn't working, sorry

I'm going to erect a monument to whoever invented AC. haha!

07-21-2019, 08:19 AM

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Carrier invented AC

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