How Hot is Texas?
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As the comments went on, I feel so sorry for those who live in such a hot area. There was a thread the other day about AC settings. I realized how hot it is in other parts of the country and I complain abut 85 degrees. It's dry here but not so very hot and dry that our catfish have ticks (LOL)
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Originally Posted by lscho4jm
How dry is it in Texas?
A buddy out of Longview Tx. said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Dime Box Tx. said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Lake Palestine Tx. , they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Bryan Tx., a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry!
A buddy out of Longview Tx. said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Dime Box Tx. said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Lake Palestine Tx. , they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Bryan Tx., a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry!
I'm glad I live in WA state ;)
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