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    Old 11-30-2012, 06:00 AM
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    Taking the Fifth!!
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    Old 11-30-2012, 06:11 PM
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    This reminds me of a joke that I thought was *VERY VERY* funny when I was young.

    Why do elephants wear sunglasses?



    Answer: So they won't be recognized.



    What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?


    Answer: "Here come the elephants."



    What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming wearing sunglasses?



    Answer: Nothing. He didn't recognize them.



    LOL, I still think it's funny.
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    Old 11-30-2012, 08:30 PM
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    I now know why my 6 year old DGD is smarter than me! LOL
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    Old 12-01-2012, 03:57 AM
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    Had heard this long ago, but STILL got them wrong! Duh!
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    Old 12-01-2012, 04:26 AM
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    Originally Posted by Sandra in Minnesota
    My answer was, "why would anyone want to put a giraffe in a refrigerator"?
    Mine too! But I did remember I put the elephant in the fridge so he couldn't go to the conference.
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    Old 12-01-2012, 04:47 AM
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    0 for 4 for me!! Best test I ever failed!
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    Old 12-01-2012, 06:26 AM
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    I got them wrong but had a good laugh. Thanks for sharing.
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    Old 12-01-2012, 10:19 AM
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    all wrong but kids are smarter than us
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    Old 12-01-2012, 03:32 PM
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    I got them wrong, but once I saw the answers, they make perfect sense.
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    Old 12-01-2012, 07:13 PM
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    No score for me but I enjoyed it.
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