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    Old 09-21-2010, 01:35 PM
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    Important Women's Health Issue:
    * Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
    * Do you suffer from shyness?
    * Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
    * Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?
    If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
    pharmacist about Margaritas.
    Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
    about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of
    your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
    to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas
    almost immediately and with a regiment of regular doses you can
    overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want
    to live.
    Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
    discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
    living, with Margaritas.
    Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
    nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
    nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
    Side effects may include:
    - Dizziness
    - Nausea
    - Vomiting
    - Incarceration
    - Erotic lustfulness
    - Loss of motor control
    - Loss of clothing
    - Loss of money
    - Loss of virginity
    - Table dancing
    - Headache
    - Dehydration
    - Dry mouth
    - And a desire to sing Karaoke
    WARNINGS:
    * The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
    when you are not.
    * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
    and over again that you love them.
    * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
    * The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
    converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
    Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.
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    Old 09-21-2010, 01:49 PM
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    Frozen, no salt please! :P
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    Old 09-21-2010, 01:58 PM
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    So funny.
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    Old 09-21-2010, 02:09 PM
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Old 09-21-2010, 02:11 PM
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    Yea for margaritas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Old 09-21-2010, 02:11 PM
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    Funny funny funny!!!! And so true...Darn margaritas
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    Old 09-21-2010, 02:23 PM
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    Ha Ha! You got me! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Old 09-21-2010, 02:47 PM
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    I'll take a dozen of them. Oh wait, I can't due to rx meds. Darn it!
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    Old 09-21-2010, 03:34 PM
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    LOL! I love this-I am especially fond of strawberry margaritas :)
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    Old 09-21-2010, 03:51 PM
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    Ahhhh...my weakness.....LOL
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