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    Old 06-20-2012, 09:09 AM
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    IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

    1. U can't count your hair
    2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
    3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out

    Put your tongue back in fool.

    10 Things I know about you...

    1) U are reading this
    2) U are human.
    3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
    4) U just attempted to do it
    6) U are laughing at yourself
    7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
    8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5
    9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.
    10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it
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    Old 06-20-2012, 10:25 AM
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    Ditter, you are so baaaaaad! but funny.
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    Old 06-20-2012, 11:14 AM
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    Love it and every word is sooo true...LOL!!!
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    Old 06-20-2012, 11:21 AM
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    Ditter, just take it for granted that every time you post one I laughing again!!
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    Old 06-20-2012, 01:04 PM
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    Thanks Ditter!
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    Old 06-20-2012, 01:13 PM
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    Good one and yes I went back to look for number 5
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    Old 06-20-2012, 05:28 PM
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    Yep, I went back to 5!
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    Old 06-20-2012, 06:16 PM
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    Yes, I stuck my tongue out!!!
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    Old 06-20-2012, 08:16 PM
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    I stuck my tongue out, then burst out laughing. My husband is looking at me like I'm crazy right now...
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    Old 06-21-2012, 02:42 AM
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    hahahahhahahah so funny :P
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