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    Old 09-10-2012, 09:56 AM
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    Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?
    A: There was a car coming.
    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
    A: She wanted to lay it on the line.
    Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
    A: She wanted to stretch her legs.
    Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
    A: She was afraid someone would caesar!
    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!

    Hey, the chicken thought it was funny!
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    Old 09-10-2012, 10:08 AM
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    Maybe he's saying cock-a-doodle-dooooooooooooo in Indonesian. Sure is funny; imagine hearing this guy at 3 A.M.

    After the laughing boys, I went to the Brazilian long-crowing roosters. What pipes! (I miss my flock of banties.)

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    Old 09-10-2012, 06:16 PM
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    Ditter this is funnier than you know. We have a small farm and DH insisted on chickens. (eye rolling) Well months later the still have not laid an egg. So I posted on FB that they can laugh and lay eggs. LOL
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    Old 09-10-2012, 06:42 PM
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    That was hilarious -- my little dog even peeked over the top of the sofa to see what was making all that racket....thanks for sharing!!
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