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    Old 01-29-2011, 06:52 PM
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    Big Smile!! Thanks Ditter
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    Old 01-29-2011, 07:09 PM
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    And you Did !!! Thanks :)
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    Old 01-29-2011, 09:04 PM
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    How do you get dragon milk?
    Find a cow with short legs!

    What do you call a fly with no wings?
    A walk.

    Read the following out loud to understand it.

    M R puppies
    M R not!
    O S A R
    C M P N?

    Ditter, how did I live with out you?

    M R snakes
    M R not
    O S A R
    C M E D B D eyes?
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    Old 01-29-2011, 09:58 PM
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    I had to excuse myself around #18 to go to the bathroom! I had to wipe off my glasses the tears flowing from my eyes - those were all too funny Ditter. Thank you for the chuckles.
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    Old 01-30-2011, 12:11 AM
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    Way to go . Keep up the laughs.
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    Old 01-30-2011, 06:35 AM
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    Giggle,giggle,giggle. Thanks for the laughs. :lol:
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    Old 01-30-2011, 02:27 PM
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    Thanks! Funny!!!
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    Old 01-30-2011, 03:09 PM
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    I got to giggling and starting reading them to my husband...."is it that women again?" Now he just knows that when I get to laughing really hard while looking at the computer that it must be you!
    THANK YOU!
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    Old 01-30-2011, 05:56 PM
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    Okay, Ditter, they all made me smile! Your jokes are the best.
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    Old 01-30-2011, 06:21 PM
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    LOL! thank you! I will pass this on! my Dad is always looking for jokes to tell his mother, she has oldtimers and it helps her remember things :D
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