JOKE: Could I See Just One?
10-25-2009, 07:33 PM
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Could I See Just One?
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
"Hi, is Tony home?"
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over."
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
10-26-2009, 05:39 PM
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oh my goodness, Bw! If I was Nora, I'd be $200.00 richer, and hubby, would be S.O.L.
My hubby just said the friend would say I gave it to your wife, and then the wife couldn't deny it.
I'm no liar, but this is Nora and 200.00...
if I WAS Nora..."Nope. He's taking you for a ride!" :lol:
My hubby just said the friend would say I gave it to your wife, and then the wife couldn't deny it.
I'm no liar, but this is Nora and 200.00...
if I WAS Nora..."Nope. He's taking you for a ride!" :lol:
11-21-2009, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
oh my goodness, Bw! If I was Nora, I'd be $200.00 richer, and hubby, would be S.O.L.
My hubby just said the friend would say I gave it to your wife, and then the wife couldn't deny it.
I'm no liar, but this is Nora and 200.00...
if I WAS Nora..."Nope. He's taking you for a ride!" :lol:
My hubby just said the friend would say I gave it to your wife, and then the wife couldn't deny it.
I'm no liar, but this is Nora and 200.00...
if I WAS Nora..."Nope. He's taking you for a ride!" :lol:
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