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    Old 05-12-2012, 06:05 PM
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    Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.




    When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.
    One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
    Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her,
    "But in just a few years my father will die and I will inherit $200 million".
    "Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

    Women are so much better at financial planning than men.



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    Old 05-12-2012, 06:13 PM
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    Thanks for the laugh
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    Old 05-12-2012, 06:15 PM
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    good one!!!!
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    Old 05-12-2012, 06:17 PM
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    oh my that is very funny.l.o.l.
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    Old 05-12-2012, 06:37 PM
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    Ha-ha, smart woman!
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    Old 05-12-2012, 07:34 PM
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    Thanks Butterflywing!
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    Old 05-12-2012, 10:39 PM
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    I love it!!! You go, girl!!!
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    Old 05-13-2012, 01:35 AM
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    LOL!!
    Thanks for the laugh!
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    Old 05-14-2012, 03:27 AM
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    OUCH!!!!!!!! That had to hurt.
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    Old 05-14-2012, 04:50 AM
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    That was just too delicious/ Thanks
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