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Location: currently central new jersey
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Originally Posted by julia58
Oh how I wish you were my neighbor, just reading your post's keep me laughing, thank you so much for keeping us all in stitches!!!!
edited to say i love williamsburg, too :lol: :lol:
#14
Oh Butterflywing, That's a very good one, started off my day with a good laugh.
You know, there is some real truth in that story, patients are usually in the dark about the status of their health. May in Jersey
You know, there is some real truth in that story, patients are usually in the dark about the status of their health. May in Jersey
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oops! My finger got stuck! :wink:
oops! My finger got stuck! :wink:
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Hope this one is just as funny as the last one:
Three women, two younger, and one Senior Citizen, were sitting in a sauna.
Sunddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.
When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressicve. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said..........."Well, will you look at that....I'm getting a fax.
Happy Tuesday! Edie
Three women, two younger, and one Senior Citizen, were sitting in a sauna.
Sunddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.
When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressicve. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said..........."Well, will you look at that....I'm getting a fax.
Happy Tuesday! Edie
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Originally from NY, now retired in Argentina. Miss the USA!!! :-(
Posts: 1,577
Hysterical!
Originally Posted by ERhausfrau
Hope this one is just as funny as the last one:
Three women, two younger, and one Senior Citizen, were sitting in a sauna.
Sunddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.
When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressicve. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said..........."Well, will you look at that....I'm getting a fax.
Happy Tuesday! Edie
Three women, two younger, and one Senior Citizen, were sitting in a sauna.
Sunddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.
When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressicve. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said..........."Well, will you look at that....I'm getting a fax.
Happy Tuesday! Edie
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