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    Old 05-12-2012, 06:59 PM
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    Default JOKE: The Price of Gas in France

    A thief in Paris planned to steal somepaintings from the Louvre.


    After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to hisvan.

    However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

    When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'


    I had no Monet


    to buy Degas


    to make the Van Gogh,


    because I was too Baroque.'


    See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.

    I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
































































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    Old 05-12-2012, 07:18 PM
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    I can't see the pictures 'red X' but I think this is really funny without them! Thanks!
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    Old 05-12-2012, 07:25 PM
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    Thanks Butterflywing!
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    Old 05-12-2012, 08:00 PM
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    I liked that one! Witty and clever!
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    Old 05-14-2012, 10:44 AM
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    Good one!!
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    Very witty indeed. Enjoyed the read.
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    Old 05-15-2012, 07:24 AM
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