Jumping on the Bed....funny!!!
04-12-2011, 10:04 AM
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Jumping On the Bed
and ya gotta love women~
A fifty-ish woman was at home, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watched her for a while and asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old".
The husband said, "What did he say about your 56-year-old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.
(Men . . . They just never know when to shut up, do they?)
and ya gotta love women~
A fifty-ish woman was at home, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watched her for a while and asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old".
The husband said, "What did he say about your 56-year-old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.
(Men . . . They just never know when to shut up, do they?)
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