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11-03-2011, 11:19 AM

#11

Peckish

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Join Date: May 2011

Location: Pacific NW

Posts: 9,474

They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.

11-03-2011, 03:36 PM

#12

the_stilwells84

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Join Date: Aug 2011

Location: Morganton

Posts: 31

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

11-03-2011, 05:06 PM

#13

Momma_K

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Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: Dayton, TN. but hometown is Rockford IL.

Posts: 1,407

1. People have more fun that anybody!!! (Get it??!!)

2. I feel better all over more than anywhere else!!

Ha! Ha! Geeeze I kill me!!!!

11-03-2011, 05:14 PM

#14

JudyMN

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Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: Roseville, Minnesota

Posts: 294

It was all so very different before everything changed.

When I come to a fork in the road of life, I don't waste time and energy wishing it was a spoon.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
Never, under any circumstances, combine a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

11-03-2011, 05:18 PM

#15

Momma_K

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Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: Dayton, TN. but hometown is Rockford IL.

Posts: 1,407

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

HEY!!! I knew that guy!!! We went to different schools together!!!!

Ha! HA! HA! Stop it, you're killing me Smalls!!!

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11-03-2011, 05:20 PM

#16

Elise1

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Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: Midwest

Posts: 996

I can please only one person per day.
Today is not your day.
Tomorrow's not looking good either.

11-03-2011, 05:26 PM

#17

sewsewquilter

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Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: Florida Keys

Posts: 2,173

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

lol ............ (I had to get 10 spaces filled so I could post.)

11-03-2011, 05:26 PM

#18

TnBecky

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Join Date: May 2011

Location: Johnson City, TN.

Posts: 875

The more I learn, the less I know.

11-03-2011, 05:45 PM

#19

SaraSewing

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Join Date: Jul 2007

Location: AZ/Utah border

Posts: 2,345

do it,
do it right,
do it right now!

11-03-2011, 06:06 PM

#20

Jo M

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Join Date: Jun 2010

Location: Michigan

Posts: 1,352

I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it's still on the list.