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    Old 11-03-2011, 06:10 PM
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    I think I am allergic to cookies, they make my butt swell up!
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    If everything is coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane..
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    you can lead a horse to water, but you can't lead a horticulture.
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    Need a LIKE button...

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    Old 11-03-2011, 08:44 PM
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    Lead, follow, or get out of the way!

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    Old 11-03-2011, 08:56 PM
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    What is green and red and jumps up and down? A frog in a blender.
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    "Gee officer whats wrong the donut shops closed?"

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    "Honey I promise this will be the last sewing machine I buy this week"

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