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    Old 11-04-2011, 08:39 AM
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    HAhahahahahahahahahaha


    A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
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    Old 11-04-2011, 08:59 AM
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    time heals all wounds.

    don't forget also that time wounds all heels.
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    Old 11-04-2011, 09:03 AM
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    The more you learn, the younger you become!!! I should be really young by now.
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    Old 11-04-2011, 09:25 AM
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    they say i have A.D.D...... oh look, ther's a chicken
    (if you have add, like i do, you'll get it)
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    Old 11-04-2011, 09:34 AM
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    Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

    What goes up the chimney down, but can't go down the chimney up.............an umbrella

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    Old 11-04-2011, 11:41 AM
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    I realise the comp is closed, but I can't resist:

    Do penguins have knees?

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    Old 11-04-2011, 01:34 PM
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    Congratulations to our winners!!! This was fun.
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    Old 11-04-2011, 02:01 PM
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    Thanks for the laughs everyone
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    Old 11-04-2011, 03:46 PM
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    It can't be over. It is only 7:48 pm here in SC.

    My train of thought just de-railed.

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    Old 11-04-2011, 03:57 PM
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    Originally Posted by Julie in NM
    Our house has a kitchen only because it was installed when we bought it.

    I like this one!
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