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    Old 11-07-2009, 04:47 PM
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    I know this may not apply to all here, but it's too cute to NOT post!!!

    Lovemaking Tips for Seniors

    1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

    2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

    3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

    4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

    5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

    6. Keep the polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

    7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

    8. Make all the noise you want... the neighbors are deaf too.

    9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

    10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
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    Old 11-07-2009, 05:24 PM
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    LOL! Even ugly folks look ok in the dark.
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    Old 11-08-2009, 09:30 AM
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Old 11-08-2009, 07:59 PM
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    Amandasgramma, you been peeking in my windows again? :lol:
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    Old 11-08-2009, 08:34 PM
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks for sharing.
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    Old 11-08-2009, 09:18 PM
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    :D
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    Old 11-09-2009, 01:07 AM
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: Like the one about having 911 on speed dial! :wink:
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    Old 11-10-2009, 09:55 PM
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    This is too funny to keep under wraps ... must share with DH ... tomorrow, when he's awake! :wink:
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    Old 03-25-2010, 06:44 AM
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    Thanks for sharing!
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