Originally Posted by ptquilts

Pest Control

A woman was having a passionate affair with an Irish inspector from a pest-control company..
One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.

The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet..

'Who are you?' he asked him. 'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator.

'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked..

'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man 
replied. 

'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little *astards!'..

Originally Posted by Ditter43

I was in my back yard trying to fly a kite.




I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.

I tried this a few more times with no success.
All the while, Karen is watching from the kitchen window,
Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. I am always laugh
I like you,ing. Thanks again.
She opens the window and yelled to me,

'You need a piece of tail.'

I turned with a confused look on my face and said,

'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'