Pam

Frog feathers!

When pigs fly!

My 80 yo Grandfather chased my cousing who threw firecrackers under the chair while GP was snoozing... "You gol durned whippersnapper!"

Pam

You make a better door than a window...Move, I cannot see through you.

CraftsByRobin

my parents always used to say ... "Your parents weren't glass makers ..."

Pam

Robin, too bad we do not live closer together, I think we could be great friends!!

CraftsByRobin

I know ...all the good people live too far away :(

K.P.

When we kids and were running in the house playing & laughing, chasing each other, getting too rowdy, my Mom would always say, 'after laughter comes tears' to try to get us to settle down and play less noisy... She was always right too, one of us would either fall down, run into something, or hurt each other scuffling and someone would start crying, meaning too much rowdy play usually end in tears...

tcnmom

When my sister and I would tease my Mother, she would say "You're going to miss me when I'm gone" and we would reply, "Where are you going or when are you leaving" and that would really make her mad.
Jello was a dessert we had quite often and would not want to eat it but my Mother would say "Eat your jellow it's good for your blood" Never did understand that. Or "Monkey see, Monkey do".

MegsAnn

"Let's play the quiet game. The first person to make a noise loses!"

"Your sister will be your best friend someday" when we fought constantly.

"I need a time-out". When she was getting angry and needed to calm down before addressing the problem.

sewnsewer2

You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar

good things come to those who wait

what goes around, comes around

KarenSimon

SH**. That is what my dad would use frequently. My mom, "You made your bed, now sleep in it." I use both all the time.