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    Old 05-18-2013, 12:54 PM
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    I remember this big strapping guy coming into the ER with his teeny tiny wife, and her having a 10# baby in the wheel chair. Two weeks later he comes in moaning and groaning in pain that took him down to his knees. He had a kidney stone. He told his wife if labor for her was anything like the kidney stone they weren't having anymore babies.!!!!!!!!1
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    Old 05-18-2013, 04:16 PM
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    I'd much rather have a baby than a kidney stone, however!
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    Old 05-19-2013, 09:34 AM
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    Glad to see you back here. were gone for a while! Missed you!
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    Old 05-19-2013, 09:39 AM
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    [QUOTE=grannie cheechee;6071496]I remember this big strapping guy coming into the ER with his teeny tiny wife, and her having a 10# baby in the wheel chair. Two weeks later he comes in moaning and groaning in pain that took him down to his knees. He had a kidney stone. He told his wife if labor for her was anything like the kidney stone they weren't having anymore babies.!!!!!!!!1[/QUOTE

    I totally agree with him. I've had 2 kidney stones. My neighbor took me to ER the first time & I told her if it was a "girl" I would name it after her. That was before I knew what it was. Since I'm 74 I sure knew it wasn't a baby. LOL. Sure don't want to do that ever again.
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    Old 05-29-2013, 07:08 AM
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    Ditter, as always you have me laughing so hard I have tears STREAMING down my face. I was lucky, I had 3 boys longest labor was 4 hours-the neighbor had to tell me I was in labor! (I was young & the baby was early) I thought I just had stomach cramps. Thanks for the laugh you made my day
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