Men vs Women drivers funny!!!
02-25-2011, 09:18 PM
#1
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Posts: 1,495
This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for
a couple seconds...
to
continue shaving and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my Cell Phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs!
Splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the darn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an iImportant call.
Darn women drivers!
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for
a couple seconds...
to
continue shaving and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my Cell Phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs!
Splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the darn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an iImportant call.
Darn women drivers!
02-26-2011, 05:52 PM
#9
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Lower Michigan
Posts: 908
I use to walk in the early morning, and every morning this man would drive by reading a book. I live in the country and step completly off the edge of the road when a car is coming. I never know what those drivers are doing as they drive.
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