Merry Christmas but beware!
12-25-2012, 06:07 AM
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Merry Christmas but beware!
Public safety announcement:
Arkansas changed the laws making it illegal to keep a deer in captivity. Be on the lookout for a guy that has 9 of them. He watches little kids while they sleep. Stalking them to find out if they are law abiding. He commits millions of counts of residential burglary annually. He leaves his wife only to be seen with little men wearing spandex pants, pointed ears and pointed shoes. This man is portrayed as a "legend" or a "hero" but use caution, few have witnessed him and lived to report it. If found, do not try to apprehend him and contact your local law enforcement. He is said to be armed with many weapons
Arkansas changed the laws making it illegal to keep a deer in captivity. Be on the lookout for a guy that has 9 of them. He watches little kids while they sleep. Stalking them to find out if they are law abiding. He commits millions of counts of residential burglary annually. He leaves his wife only to be seen with little men wearing spandex pants, pointed ears and pointed shoes. This man is portrayed as a "legend" or a "hero" but use caution, few have witnessed him and lived to report it. If found, do not try to apprehend him and contact your local law enforcement. He is said to be armed with many weapons
12-25-2012, 09:10 AM
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a lifetime of nothing but coal in your stocking.
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