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    Old 10-23-2010, 06:29 PM
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    WICOE
    (Women In Charge Of Everything)

    Is proud to announce the opening of its
    EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
    OPEN TO MEN ONLY
    ALL ARE WELCOME

    Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

    The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

    DAY ONE

    HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
    Step by step guide with slide presentation

    TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
    Roundtable discussion

    DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
    Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

    DISHES & SILVERWARE;
    DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
    OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
    Debate among a panel of experts.

    REMOTE CONTROL
    Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

    LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
    Starting with looking in the right place
    Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
    Open forum


    DAY TWO

    EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
    DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
    Group discussion and role play

    HEALTH WATCH;
    BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
    PowerPoint presentation

    REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
    Real life testimonial from the one man who did

    IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
    AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
    Driving simulation

    LIVING WITH ADULTS;
    BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
    YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
    Online class and role playing

    HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
    Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

    REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
    & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
    Bring your calendar or PDA to class

    GETTING OVER IT;
    LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
    Individual counsellors available


    To guys who you think can handle the truth!
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    Old 10-23-2010, 06:32 PM
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    Thanks! Needed a good laugh.
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    Old 10-23-2010, 06:38 PM
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    Good one. I may have to pass that one on to a man or two, or three, or.....LOL
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    Old 10-23-2010, 06:44 PM
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    Whoopeee!! I'm gonna go right now and forward them to my son and son-in-law, both of whom have a very well developed sense of humor..or else.
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    Old 10-23-2010, 06:53 PM
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    GETTING OVER IT;
    LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
    Individual counselors available

    love that one!
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    Old 10-23-2010, 06:59 PM
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    soooo.... realistic........... Thanks
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    Old 10-23-2010, 07:10 PM
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    LOL
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    Old 10-23-2010, 07:27 PM
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    MOMS, TAKE NOTE! Train your teenage sons right!
    My DH could teach "Basic Kitchen Skills" and "Calling When You're Going to be Late", but he flunks on "Letting Her Drive With You In The Car"!
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    Old 10-23-2010, 07:57 PM
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    Funny, thanks for the laugh.
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    Old 10-24-2010, 03:52 AM
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    I am printing this and putting on the fridge :lol: :lol: :lol:
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