Old Man & A Shave.....funny!!!!!
02-02-2012, 08:24 AM
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Old Man & A Shave.....funny!!!!!
An old man walked into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he told the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber got a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and told him to put it inside his cheek to spread the skin out.
When he'd finished, the old man told the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied: "I would have told you to bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does".
The barber got a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and told him to put it inside his cheek to spread the skin out.
When he'd finished, the old man told the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied: "I would have told you to bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does".
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