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    Old 02-08-2011, 05:45 PM
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    After being married for 44 years I took a careful look at my wife one day and said," 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white tv, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl."
    Now I have a $1,500,000.00 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big king bed and a plasma screen tv, but I am sleeping with a 65-year-old woman, it seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.
    My wife is a very reasonable woman, she told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white tv,
    Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid=life crises.
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    Old 02-08-2011, 05:46 PM
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    Love it!!!
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    Old 02-08-2011, 05:48 PM
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    Makes perfect sense!
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    Old 02-08-2011, 05:49 PM
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    that is a funny one
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    Old 02-08-2011, 06:26 PM
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    Yep, that's what he said.
    That's what I said, too,
    And I did. :-D

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    Old 02-08-2011, 06:33 PM
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    Love it!!! My darling hubby laughed too!!
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    Old 02-08-2011, 06:50 PM
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    Amen!!!
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    Old 02-09-2011, 06:53 AM
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    Too funny!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D
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    Old 02-09-2011, 06:55 AM
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    Love it!!!
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    Old 02-09-2011, 06:58 AM
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    Mine knows he couldn't keep up with a 25 hottie! lol
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