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    Old 05-02-2011, 06:18 AM
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    THE Creation
    A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
    The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all
    mankind was made.."

    Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
    The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

    The confused girl returned to her mother and said, " Mom, how is it possible that
    you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from
    monkeys?"

    The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my
    side of the family, and your father told you about his."
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    Old 05-02-2011, 06:20 AM
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    Ohhhhhhh, I always wondered about that ROFL!
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    Old 05-02-2011, 06:21 AM
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    LOL - very funny! :lol:
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    Old 05-02-2011, 06:35 AM
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    to funny I had to copy this one and send it on!!
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    Old 05-02-2011, 06:38 AM
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    :thumbup:
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    Old 05-02-2011, 06:40 AM
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    lol!
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    Old 05-02-2011, 06:40 AM
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    =)) That's great!!
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    Old 05-02-2011, 06:49 AM
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    Oh how cute!!! That was one smart and quick thinking Mom. LOL!
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    Old 05-02-2011, 07:35 AM
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    So funny.
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    Old 05-02-2011, 08:29 AM
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    My DH and I got a big laugh out of this. :)
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