Colorful Quilter

I had to wait a while to type this as I was laughing soooo hard !!

peabee

THANKS-I NEEDED THAT!!

gonzales_pat

So very funny, still laughting!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't do that again.

noveltyjunkie

Have you heard of the Darwin Awards? They are for people who improve the human gene pool by removing themselves from it through their own stupidity- sounds a bit like one of them. Some of them are really funny- I didn't really laugh at this one, but then again I don't live in a culture which takes the use of weapons for granted.

Ellie'sNana

Way too funny! Thanks.

JoyjoyMarie

I'm so glad for the cat ;)

dolores

Great gift for the wife, I don't know which is more valuable the laughter or the gift itself, tears still running down my face from laughing so much. God Bless you. Glad you survived.

letsquilt

I laughed so hard I cried and my cat was sitting at the end of my recliner just looking at me as if to say what is wrong with you!!!

damaquilts

Laughed so hard the dog left the room after looking at me like I had lost my mind. Too funny. Sharing this with everyone I know.

DirtyPaw

That is very funny and well written.